The American president... paid for sex.. with a woman he describes as having a "horseface".
Does... he want.. to have sex... with a horse?
Maybe not. It was just roleplay, I suppose. But America having its first furry president is... I wasn't ready for that. I need time to cope with the idea he wants that animal magnetism so bad he's willing to pay.
The smell of my puke on this one will linger for a while.