The American president... paid for sex.. with a woman he describes as having a "horseface".

Does... he want.. to have sex... with a horse?

Maybe not. It was just roleplay, I suppose. But America having its first furry president is... I wasn't ready for that. I need time to cope with the idea he wants that animal magnetism so bad he's willing to pay.

The smell of my puke on this one will linger for a while.